Text Conversation Between My Mother and Me
Mom: FYI. Call team had 2 come in sun nite 4 a 29 yo female w a PE (pulmonary embolism). She was in bad shape. Barely made it w/out having 2 put in an assist device. Cause: smoking and birth control pills.
Me: Well good thing I don't take those nasty birth control pills.
Mom: Patches have the same stuff in them & i'm sure the smoking does far more damage.
Me: No patches either...i haven't used hormonal birth control for years...gives me migraines.
Mom: K. Well take it from me...Nothing else works. Except abstinence.
Me: Thanks for the info...no sex no babies...i got it.
Seriously...I'm 38 years old...why am I having this conversation with my mother...
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1 comment:
Because your mother is a Ulicny, and because it makes my day to know I'm not the only one whose mother is like this. LOL
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