Do you wanna get ROCKED?!?

Two words....DEF LEPPARD!!!

Conversing with the confused....

Conversation I just had with my patient:
PT: ...and she was just in here and I was telling her that she could get 15% off her eye exam if she went to that place over there, but she left before I could tell her the directions...do you think you could find her for me?
ME: Who do you want me to find?
PT: That girl I was just talking to a minute ago...
ME: There was no one in here...
PT: Well yes there was, I asked her to bring me my tie, she said she would.
ME: What do you need your tie for?
PT: Well I need to wear a tie to get the eye exam...
ME: Sir, you're in the hospital right now, remember?
PT: (Looking around the room blankly) Oh, well, could you call her for me...oh wait, I forgot her phone number...
ME: You don't worry about it...I'll take care of it for you.
PT: Thank you so much for all your help.
Me: You're welcome, no problem.
PT: This is such a nice restaurant...I'll be sure to come back here.

Sigh...well, at least he's a happy customer...

My new ride...