Haiti

This is a link to a blog by one of the ER doctors at IU Hospital (where I have worked for years). He is in Haiti right now. I want to go! http://messagesfromhaiti.wordpress.com/

Text message conversation

Haley: i hate being a girl!!!

Me: Why....would you rather have a penis?

Haley: no. i wish i was an alien.

Me: oh. Well maybe you can just be abducted

Car Wash

So today was nice and sunny, and after all this messy weather we've had lately, I decided to treat my truck to a nice bath. So while I was waiting in the considerably long line for the car wash, I had my window rolled down, smoking a cigarette and enjoying the (comparatively) balmy temperatures. It's an unmanned, automated car wash, so I put my money in, made my selection, and when it was finally my turn, pulled into the wash bay. Can anyone guess what I forgot to do?