It's been a while...

So I just logged in and realized that it's been quite a while since I posted. Why? you ask. I guess because I just really don't have much to bitch about any more. And I don't want to make all of you jealous when I talk about how great my life is and how happy I am. I read back over all of my blogs from the last couple years and realize what a complete and total train wreck I was. I knew I was a little rough around the edges, but I don't think I realized just how completely fucked up I was. Poor Kerry, you became my roommate at such a crazy time of my life...but you loved me anyways...and Steph...you were the one who told me to start blogging...told me how therapeutic it would be...how right you were...and Jenny...yes, Jenny the proxy friend...you got to live the crazy life vicariously thru me! How lucky were you! But I'm so sorry to disappoint you all. I am now well on my way to becoming a functional, mature (?!?), grown up. (Shut it, Jason, I am.) Scary thought? Maybe. But I kind of like my new, relatively drama-free life. And I can't wait for you all to meet my wonderful man, soulmate, and love of my life. Quit puking Steph. Roll your eyes if you want. I don't care. I'm happy, I'm madly, hopelessly in love, and I don't care who laughs at me. Just do me a favor when you come visit. Tell Jason that I'm really not a train wreck anymore. At least comparatively....

I'm the worst mom ever...

So Haley and her friends were in my kitchen the other day talking about some girl in their class (high school freshmen) who is pregnant. Haley was talking about how terrible that would be to have a kid at 15. Most of her friends agreed but one girl was saying how she couldn't wait to have a baby. So here's my advice to these 15 year old girls. "Kids aren't nearly so rewarding as people tell you they are. It's just a lie we tell ourselves to try to make ourselves feel better since it's illegal to kill them once they're born." Haley's response? "I honestly believe that." I really am the worst mom ever.