1. People who turn left from the right hand lane. Don't you people realize that I am the world's most distracted driver? You're putting your life and mine in danger.
2. Automated customer service answering that says first thing, "For English, press 1." Seriously? I live in America. How about we ASSUME I want English and press 1 for some other language. I bet in China they don't say "For Chinese, press 1."
3. Psychotic ex-husbands with equally psychotic girlfriends. No explanation needed.
4. Instructions for voicemail. Verizon's voicemail says "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5." Really, it is 2009. Is there a single soul left in this universe that needs to be walked through how to leave a message on voicemail?
5. The assumption that everyone who wants a chicken sandwich from a fast food restaurant likes mayo. I don't care which restaurant it is or how many times I say no mayo, I always get mayo on my sandwich. I think I'm just gonna quit saying no mayo and start asking for extra napkins to wipe it off...
I've been in a bitchy mood all day so I could really go on and on, but those are just a few off the top of my head. Anyone else got anything to add?
1 comment:
wait a minute... Somebody has a psycho x?!!! shut the front door!!!
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